Behavioral finance, with a bite
Your receipts have opinions.
Scan a receipt or connect your card. My Business roasts the pattern, reveals your spending personality, and gives you one sharp move to make next.
Start with a receipt. No spreadsheet required.
Latest diagnosis
“Iced coffee is now a fixed expense.”
The founder promise
Funny, honest, never cruel.
One useful tip
Every roast earns its punchline with a concrete next step.
Your choice to share
Your transactions stay private unless you choose a share card.
No fake perfection
Insights are built for real lives, not impossible no-spend months.
Your financial personality test
From crumpled receipt to uncomfortable clarity.
My Business replaces dashboard dread with a quick loop you will actually want to repeat.
Scan the evidence
Snap a paper receipt or connect a card to turn scattered purchases into a readable spending story.
Get the roast
AI finds the pattern, names the habit, and delivers the kind of blunt observation your banking app avoids.
Leave with one useful move
Every roast ends with one specific, achievable tip—not a lecture, spreadsheet, or total lifestyle overhaul.
Share the horoscope
Generate a social-ready spending personality card while keeping transaction details out of the spotlight.
Choose your level of self-awareness
Start free. Track the plot for $7.
Roasts are free to try. Upgrade when you want your habits connected across time.
Quick Read
$0 forever
For the occasional reality check.
- 5 receipt scans each month
- Spending personality roast
- One tailored tip per scan
- Shareable horoscope cards
The Long Receipt
$7/month
For seeing whether the “little treat” era is becoming a permanent season.
Questions before confession?
The fine print, in plain English.
Your bank app saw it. We will say it.
Let your last receipt explain itself.
Get a funny read on the habit, then make one smarter move without building a budget spreadsheet.